quinngingerlove:

archicide:

“we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

(via -s-t-o-p-)

iammadscientist:

iamjonwanker:

don’t say “fanboy”

i dont care if you are male

you are a fangirl

I am a fanman

(via mymindinlyrics-deactivated20141)

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

(via flying--to-neverland)

rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

(via never-impressed)

date:

pizza is an acceptable meal at all times of the day

(Source: date, via mymindinlyrics-deactivated20141)